Ek Ladaki Park Men Idhar Udhar Ghum Rahi Thi Ek Pathan Ne Pucha Aap Kya Talash Kar Rahi Hain? Ladaki: Sharmati Hue Main Apni Jindagi Ke Liye Hamsfar Talaash Kar Rahi Hu! Pathan: Nahi Mila? Ladaki: Nahi! Pathan: Baji Sadar Se Pata Karo Vahan Se Har Chij Mil Jati Hai!
Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!
Doctor: Motape Ka Ek Hi Ilaj Hai Tum Rojana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo! Pathan: 2 Rotiyan Khane Se Pahle Khani Hai Ya Khane Ke Baad?
Jaj Pathan Se: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai Kal Tumhen Fansi Par Latkaya Jayega; Pathan: Wo To Thik Hai Lekin Utaara Kab Jaayega?
Pathan: Ham Yaha Nahi Rahega Hamara Paisa Wapis Karo! Itna Chhota Kamara Aur Ek Stul Tum Hamen Jaanwar Samajhta Hai! Water: Sar Kamre Men To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai!
Pathan Sicil Par Se Ladki Ke Samne Jor Se Gira Aur Fauran Hi Khada Ho Gaya! Ladki: Oh My God! Kya Hua? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Ham Sicil Se Aise Hi Utarta Hai!